Are you an Art Director? Does trite advertising make you shout loud, angry words that echo off your impeccably decorated walls? Do you know more about Adobe Creative Suite than you do your own family? Have you ever bought something based solely on package design? Can you look at a typeface and instantly know the kind of person it would be? Have you ever sat motionless before your computer, debating the relative merits of PMS 2757 versus PMS 2767? Do you like to have a hand in every step of a campaign development from strategy thru execution? Are you known in your circles as “the one with all the taste”— or, secretly feel you should be? Do you have at least four years of experience and a portfolio to match? Do you have 4-7 years of experience and a portfolio that includes tv, print and digital work?